plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
|((playing wii sports with gatsby))|
|nick:||just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate|
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
the women’s restroom challenge: try to finish up before that lady’s child crawls under your stall door
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WATCHED JIMMY NEUTRON AND THOUGHT SHEEN WAS A FUCKING WEIRDO FOR BEING OBSESSED WITH ULTRALORD AND NOW WE ARE ALL SHEEN ABOUT EVERYTHING
OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST
its ok friend you have found it again